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Today I recieved this joke by mail, I thought it would be nice to share it with you!
GRANDKIDs, GOD’S BLESSING FOR NOT KILLING YOUR KIDS.
A woman in a grocery store happens upon a grandfather and his poorly behaved 3 year-old grandson.
It’s obvious to her that Gramps has his hands full with the child screaming for candy in the candy aisle,
cookies in the cookie aisle; same for fruit, cereal and soda in their respective aisles.
Meanwhile, Gramps is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice,
"Easy, Albert, we won’t be long — easy, boy."
Another outburst, and she hears Gramps calmly say,
"It’s okay, Albert, just a couple more minutes and we’ll be out of here. Hang in there, boy."
At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart, and Gramps again in a controlled voice says,
"Albert, Albert, relax buddy, don’t get upset. We’ll be home in five minutes; stay cool, Albert."
Very impressed, the woman goes outside where Gramps is loading his groceries and the boy into the car.
"You know, sir, it’s none of my business, but you were amazing in there.
I don’t know how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive your grandson got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. Albert is very lucky to have you as his Grandpa."
"Thanks, lady," said Gramps, "I’m Albert — this little bastard’s name is Steve."
Joke of the day:
At about 3AM, I was drunk as a skunk. I came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, I cuckooed nine more times, hoping my wife would think it was midnight. I was very proud of myself.
The next day, my wife asked what time I got home, and I replied, "Midnight, just like I said."
She said that was good, and for some reason she said we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why, she answered, "Last night when it cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three times, said ‘Shit!,’ cuckooed four more times, farted, cuckooed three times, cleared its throat, cuckooed two more times and then started giggling."
