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Quick laugh

Posted on Thursday, December 6, 2007 at 3:56 pm

A little joke today. I had a quick laugh on my face.
So..enjoy!

Phil wanted a new birth control method and his doctor suggested a vasectomy.
Phil agreed and the doctor said he could perform the operation in his office.

At a crucial moment during the procedure, one of Phil’s testicles fell to the floor, and the nurse, who was wearing high heels, accidentally stepped on it and crushed it. The doctor noticed a jar of pickled onions on his nurse’s desk and realized it was the right size and weight, so he placed it in Phil’s scrotum and completed the operation.

A few months later, Phil returned for a check up. When the doctor asked how things were going, Phil replied. "Pretty good, Doc. At least my wife’s not pregnant, but there are some strange side effects. Every time we make love, my wife gets heartburn; when I pee my eyes water; and whenever I pass a hamburger stand, I have an erection."

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Heaven

Posted on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 3:37 pm

Thanx to Henk S. for sending us this joke.

Heaven

Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it’s clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played Sunday football together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there’s football there."

Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed," Mike, you’ve been my best friend for many years. If it’s at all possible, I’ll do this favour for you.

Shortly after that, Joe passes on.

At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him,"

"Mike–Mike." "Who is it? asks Mike sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?" "Mike–it’s me, Joe." "You’re not Joe. Joe just died." "I’m telling you, it’s me, Joe," insists the voice." "Joe! Where are you?" "In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad news." "Tell me the good news first," says Mike. "The good news," Joe says," is that there’s football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we’re all young again. Better still, it’s always spring time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired."

"That’s fantastic," says Mike. "It’s beyond my wildest dreams! So what’s the bad news?

"You’re playing Tuesday."

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