Just a little commercial I wanna share with you.
I saw it on television and when you get the clue it is very funny 
(hint: watch the fly)
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One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to hell.
Politician said: "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there.
" She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call?
The devil says "Five million dollars".
The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
Thief was so jealous! he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call?
The devil says "Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my IT friends too",
He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call?
The devil says "Twenty dollars".
Programmer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"
Devil says
"Calling hell to hell is local !!! "
A little joke today. I had a quick laugh on my face.
So..enjoy!
Phil wanted a new birth control method and his doctor suggested a vasectomy.
Phil agreed and the doctor said he could perform the operation in his office.
At a crucial moment during the procedure, one of Phil’s testicles fell to the floor, and the nurse, who was wearing high heels, accidentally stepped on it and crushed it. The doctor noticed a jar of pickled onions on his nurse’s desk and realized it was the right size and weight, so he placed it in Phil’s scrotum and completed the operation.
A few months later, Phil returned for a check up. When the doctor asked how things were going, Phil replied. "Pretty good, Doc. At least my wife’s not pregnant, but there are some strange side effects. Every time we make love, my wife gets heartburn; when I pee my eyes water; and whenever I pass a hamburger stand, I have an erection."
